What Our Clients Say
COO, Global Energy Company:
Do you have any idea what it takes to get a Texas oilman in the same room as a Saudi Prince, a South American lunatic, CEO of a private militia, and a Russian premiere? I’ll tell you what it took; in this case a reverse-seared African Forest Elephant trunk made by some chef flown in from who knows where, and a whole lot of substances only legal if you’re rich. I happen to be very, very rich.
Content Creator, major streaming platform:
I was floored that I was able to get 6-kg of Lowland Gorilla flank to my door inside two weeks – the AI works, it’s incredible. My video was pulled from [redacted] but it doesn’t matter, the sub counts speak for themselves and we were reinstated anyways. Terms-of-service don’t matter with enough views and ad click-through rates. Any publicity is good publicity.
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Entrepreneur and Social Media CEO:
You don’t get to be where I am by waiting for luck to kick in. It starts with who you know, when you know them, and pulling people down to pull yourself up at the right time. Knowing the right people and giving them what they can’t get anywhere else is important, so I rely on Endangered Meat for every investor dinner. The finest cuts of Snow Leopard cooked in Whooping Crane fat in a tarragon reduction is the next best way to motivate investors, second only to a wheelbarrow full of cocaine.
